"I consider my Fraud Exploder a small car because Ho-hummers are even bigger"
|when i see an suv, i think of death. the death of common sense. the death
of innocents in bombers' shadows. the death of the planet. suvs are death.
i hate to harp on suvs, but they seem the most obvious symptom of a terminally
selfish and shortsighted society. i'm sure some small percentage are used
out of true necessity (the forest service comes to mind), but most of these
gaspigs are purchased out of pride, vanity, and, most commonly, the herd
mentality of blankbrained slaves conditioned to crave what they see on tv.