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December 15, 2019

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Vault v. 2 isn't totally finished but it was good enough just in time to thrash out another christmas album. matt, will, millis, and i like to rip on christmas, but we also have fond memories of it, which makes us all the more qualified to poke fun at its excesses. couple that with north korea saber-rattling paranoia hyped by fear-mongering mass media and you get a record that tries to answer the musical question, What is Christmas? ...In the form of a Socratic dialogue, no less!
4Shadows "O Tannenbomb" [sic]
                        Christmas music album cover - a xmas launching
                        like a missile out of the sea

Christmas Is...

i fuckin’ love xmas…
totally dude, it’s fuckin cool…
it’s the only time of the year that doesn’t feel like every other time of year...
yeah... what?
everything else feels about the same, but xmas is a dying ember in a mountain of ashes but i still see it glow...
that’s what i was going to say, man
right on, bro...
xmas is special!
xmas is nice. xmas is a state of mind...
xmas is a baby climbing up a tree!
xmas gets up inside you and me...
xmas is a unicorn playing guitar!

xmas—it’s a miracle i got this far…