Connie suggested the Jade Pagoda after the
art opening at Howard House, I thought she'd
said Gay Pagoda, which turned out to
be very much the case. After the threesome
at the next table enticed us with
the smashed-eye baby doll head they'd found
under The Terminator at the monster truck
show, Connie, Chris, Sarah, and I went back
to their swinging pad where the guy plied us
with liquor and showed us his blowjob
Polaroids, licked Sarah's feet, and made his
girlfriend bare her breasts. It was supposed
to be a turn-on, I guess, but by four a.m.
we were pretty bored so we made a call and I
promptly passed out in the back of the cab.