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January 14, 2000


It is dangerous to even simulate sex with a cat. You'd think that with a neutered male it'd be no harm no foul, but any ass contact at all could get the butter flowing, and once you get it on your fingers, forget it. At first the aroma is intriguing in a bad fart kind of way, but when it's still there after a couple of handwashings it begins to cut into your productivity. In conclusion: if you want to be safe, keep it above the waist.