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January 24, 2000

i've really got to quit

Mike K said he was annoyed because nerve never got him his money so I droppped off the 36 bucks after buying a basket of chianti for Tom Hawley whose friend had to have his stomach pumped and the DC-10 engine fell off in '68 but that wasn't the Allegheny fire at the end of the runway, VietNam draftee wet his bed for 3 months to get out of the army, kicking at a mugger he threw his back out, opening wine between his legs the bottle launched across the room crash and though it didn't all happen to him it might as well have cz he's the one carrying it around.