Caucus day here in WA, got up early
to beat the line, the gym at Miller
Community Center quickly filled to capacity.
The vibe was low-key and pleasant, I took a seat
near my precinct table (1870) and watched the
process, trying to figure it out as well as monitor
for shenanigans. I didn't see any intentional
manipulation, but it was striking how there wasn't
much direction provided. I helped people get their
ballots in the right stacks and reminded them to
sign and, in surprisingly many cases, indicate their
candidate preferences. This actually helped the
Clinton side more than Sanders but I was committed
to being impartial. I entertained myself by trying
to guess which pile people would add their ballots
to and got it right 90% of the time. The older
and/or more well-groomed a person was, the greater
the chances they were dotting i's and crossing t's;
younger and scruffier went for Sanders, though there
were exceptions on both sides. It was funny how
informal many were, writing in simply either Bernie
or Hillary, though Bernie! won in
the exclamation mark category.
As the sheets piled up they seemed pretty even. When
it came time to count I volunteered as tally clerk,
and that's where
things got a little shaky. The simple count was
89-40 for Sanders, but 20 of his and 5 of Clinton's
ballots were surrogates,
which someone at the table declared invalid. When we
sought advice from someone higher up who presumably
understood the process, he said the stack that was
on the table at the beginning was valid and placed
there by the Democratic Committee that morning.
There was a stack of ballots when I got there, but
there were no instructions provided and no signifier
of validity (a stamp would have been simplest). My
wife Sarah's surrogate affidavit should have been
there but wasn't. Another person's was there in
quintuplicate. (We threw those out.) How difficult
would it have been to put all the surrogate ballots
in a sealed envelope with instructions to count only
after all the others had been tallied?
Speaking of smoke and mirrors, Crones of Chaos,
Alvarius B., and Diminished Men crushed it at Blue Moon
tonight.
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