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April 2, 2019



                                    well, this was strange: a double-shelled egg,
                                  my first taste of this uncommon occurence.
                               instead of scaring the shit     out of a chicken, a
                           sudden start can send an egg        back up in there
                         where it gets a second coat like        too much wax
                       at a fundraiser carwash. hens are        egg factories,
                     right down to modern times style        assembly
                     line. recently on a cooking show,      chefs
                      took shell-less yolks from a hen's oviduct
                           and baked them. the operation was a
                                   success but the patient was dead
                                                 to begin with.