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                  |  | "badfilm" is shorthand for
                    movies
 that are "so bad they're good." it's
 a fine line between good bad and
 bad bad, and i've been exploring
 this blurry boundary alone at night
 here in maui's hinterlands.
                    as a mis-
 fit, i'm inspired by outsider artists. if
 all it takes is a dream too big, count me in.
 for the past two weeks i've been obsessed
 with shooting a featurette, One's
                        A Crowd,
 a post-apocalyptic family drama set in a
 paradise gone sour; that's my scene break-
 down taped to the window. i'm trying to tell
 the story as best i can, but with no budget,
 little time, and only myself to fill five roles,
 i'll be satisfied if it compares favorably with
 these classics from my personal badfilmfest:
 
 The Room - Tommy Wiseau will
                    bury us all
 Birdemic - $100 gas, $1M deal,
                    $1B merger
 Troll 2 - considered the best
                    worst movie ever
 I Am Here....Now - Neil Breen
                    is disappointed
 The Apple - laughably
                    misguided $10M musical
 Miami Connection - shot on
                    location in Orlando
 Samurai Cop - a softcore porn
                    Miami Connection
 Dangerous Men - Miami
                    Connection meets Samurai Cop
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