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January 9, 1999

When Connie suggested the Jade Pagoda after the art opening at Howard House, I thought she'd said Gay Pagoda, which turned out to be very much the case. After the threesome at the next table enticed us with the smashed-eye baby doll head they'd found under The Terminator at the monster truck show, Connie, Chris, Sarah, and I went back to their swinging pad where the guy plied us with liquor and showed us his blowjob Polaroids, licked Sarah's feet, and made his girlfriend bare her breasts. It was supposed to be a turn-on, I guess, but by four a.m. we were pretty bored so we made a call and I promptly passed out in the back of the cab.

alcohol brings out the alcoholic in me