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Monday
October 16, 2000

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No goals against Bruce tonight,
I subbed for Adobe in my boots.
"[You play] Sweeper," I was told.
"Where's my broom?"
Slip and slide, collide collide,
no control and I was scolded
for wearing the wrong shoes.
Boo hoo.
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