Vroooom, errrrr, whoo, ka-chunk, grrrrrr, erp!

Hand me another beer from under the seat.

Watch out for that house!

Screech. Vrrrrrrr, ka-chink.

That's not the lighter--you broke my radio!

Shut up and drink.

OK.

Glug glug. Vrrrrrr.

What are you going as for Halloween?

Michelin Man--I found all these tires under the stairs.

Cowie! Moo. Moooooo!

Who farted?

Catalytic converter. Rolling down window... Let me know if that wind's too much for you back there...