don't take this too personally--it's just an idea i've had kicking around for the past 5 years or so. it strikes me as odd that one doesn't see more surreal photography now that the means are readily at hand. (this montage was created using JASC Paint Shop Pro v. 4, circa 1996). it seems the only ones creating really odd new combinations of flesh are the art directors of beauty magazines who stretch and distort models to meet grotesque ideals. that and the mainstream news, which we know to be almost pure fiction, GodTM bless it.