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Tuesday |
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I never wanted to
be "that guy". You know the one. The charismatic
leader who gathers followers to him the way a
wedding tux attracts lint. I always said, "I would
rather be a leader with no followers than a follower
with no leader." So I guess it was inevitable
pilgrims would go to great lengths to attend my
counsel. They come seeking answers, little
suspecting they are bestowing gifts. They see these
familiar surroundings with new eyes. I just nod and
smile. It's unwrapping the same old present again,
the thrill and surprise of the moment. Nay, this is
no cult. I'm just a guy who every so often likes to
dress as a guru. As Kumare
attests, that might be the whole ball of wax. |