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March 22, 2026
 


country living is all about them tarps, son.
yeah we work em hard but we got to, contendin'
with the elements and highway speeds like we do.
it's like our colors is blue, green, brown, and silver,
and our motto ain't not don't tread on me but please wipe
your feet upon entry. we have our customs, same as you'uns
but different. what color is my parachute? never been up in a
plane but we tried a hot air tarp once but it started to melt
just when it got off the ground, dripped whizzing balls of
molten plastic all over the firepit. yeah, well, everyone's
got their favorite tarp story out here. someone ought to
collect 'em in a book, maybe print it on tarp material,
hang the grommeted pages up around the place. did
you know you can use a tarp as a shower curtain?
they're also an easy clean table cloth and on cold
nights just throw one over the top. listen: ain't
a leaky roof yet hasn't seen the underside of
a tarp and we damn near have one in every
room, always keep a fresh one in my truck.


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