the penis.
The penis was large but
didn't have any sense
of size. It only figured
it was meant to barely
fit into things. Some
smelled bad, others
were wet, and then some-
times there were teeth.
The penis enjoyed all of
them equally. It was a
good life. The penis had
every reason to believe
it was the center of
attention. When it wasn't
busy thrusting, it curled
up like a cat and slept.
Its best friend was the hand.