leschi south marina
is where i
kept a sailboat
from 2016-2021. it
used to be affordable until the parks
department outsourced management
to a private firm that doubled prices.
but anyway, still a nice place to pause
between job consultations and i watch
a
crew rowing and one brave cold
water
swimmer and wouldn't switch places
with
either of 'em. this bird
deterrent system is
on par with art i've seen in fancy
galleries
and museums--such sensitive composition
and attention to detail, i see it as a
comment
on the insufferable 'tude of geese. i
honestly
don't know a more disdainful
bird, which is
why they're called fowl. just kidding,
folks!
i have a lot of respect for all wild
creatures,
even the ones that wouldn't extend the
same
grace to me. but aren't geese just a little
bit
fascist, what with all the flight formations
and goosestepping?
ha ha, another joke! i
would never disparage the majestic and
intelligent Anser, so noble of
bearing...
and i'm not just saying that in case
one of them happens to read this.
...all hail our
goose overlords!
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